As we all know Mikhail Prokhorov is the billionaire mogul, KGB-connected, Russian Presidential candidate/majority owner of the New Jersey-Brooklyn Nets. One of his co-owners is rap legend Shawn Carter aka Jay-Z aka Jigga aka HOVA. To put it simply they both wear a lot of hats. In recent years, Jay-Z has become more of a” business man, not a business, maann…”
Well, it appears from the video below that in turn, Prokhorov has caught Jay-Z’s freestyling skills by osmosis. For some reason, Prokhorov is on Russian television rapping on what could only be called the Russian answer to The View.
Prokhorov has what it takes. He’s already speaking in the third person and even dubs himself the Russian Eminem. My thing is if Pitbull can “Make in America”, Prokhorov could cut at least one bilingual gold record, right? It sounds better than anything Jay-Z’s Rocafella partner Dame Dash released. Since Prokhorov is actually running for President of Russia, is it too early to dub the inevitable Jay-Z-Prokhorov collaboration “Watch The Fuhrer”
1-2, 1-2 (Yo, yo, yo my b(?))
1-2, 1-2, check this out
(Yo, yo, yo my b(?))
Yo Jay-Z this rap is for you
Mr. Jay-Z this is the first presentation
Of real rap music from Russian Federation
Mr. Jay-Z I am not alone
Mikhail Prokhorov on the microphone
His name is Mikhail, he’s Russian businessman
I am real Russian Eminem
Mr. Jay-Z this is my friends
They got many dollars and Mercedes-Benz
We are superstar on TV in Russia
(Prokhorov speaks raps in Russian)
We don’t speak English, we use iPad
Because our English is very bad
This is the tea, this is our table
This is our first channel label
This is the show projector Paris Hilton
London is the capital of Great Britain
(Couple bars in Russian, only Jay-Z stands out)
We don’t speak English, but we are not bad
Mikhail Prokhorov and my band
via SB Nation