Paralysis of Analysis: Week In Review

Pretty mundane week in the world of sports.? Stephon Marbury decided to continue his career in China where no one can understand the crazy things he says and? Lebron James decided to make a splash with some Vegas debauchery complete with scantily clad waitresses along with some classic douchery when he flipped off a radio DJ from Akron for no [&hellip

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Dr. J: AFC North and NFC South

Atlanta Falcons– The Georgia Dome inhabitants haven’t made the playoffs in consecutive years in their franchise’s history.? The fact that this franchise can’t seem to remember how to advance as far as they have in their previous seasons shows symptoms of Alzheimer’s disease. Prescription: They’ve got the pieces to be contenders every year with Matt Ryan in the near future [&hellip

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Dr. J Checks In W/ AFC South

Last night, TNT decided to air a John Q marathon, which would make sense if it were a television series and not a movie–a depressing one at that.? But that’s beside the point.? I was so moved by Denzel Washington’s medical plight, I’ve decided to provide free NFL health care and diagnose the 32 teams around the NFL.? People are [&hellip

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NBA Merg-Era

Lebron changed things in the NBA.? Less than 24 hours after I proposed a hypothetical trade to Oklahoma City, an anonymous source close to Chris Paul disclosed that Chris Paul wants out of New Orleans and has put into motion an aggressive exit strategy. The free agent summit, in which Lebron proclaimed himself? “the ringleader?, was Ground Zero of this [&hellip

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Lebron’s Antithesis

In the two weeks since King James partnered with the Miami Heat, his image has taken an unprecedented pounding for an athlete or celebrity, without a criminal record, drug addiction, declining skills or mistress. ? It’s not hard to solve The Mystery of the Shrinking Reputation.? Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson and Charles Barkley have each railed against Lebron James’s apparent [&hellip

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