NFL Can’t Spell Goodell Without Taking An L

Inside DJ Dunson’s Cerebral Sportex, The Podcast: Episode 1 breaks down Tom Brady displaying his clutch gene in federal court by quarterbacking his legal team to a legacy-altering victory over Commissioner/Judge, Jury, Executioner, Roger Goodell and the

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Jay Cutler’s Bear Market

It’s early in the afternoon on a Tuesday in mid-June, with the Chicago Bears having just closed the first padless practice of their mandatory three-day veteran’s minicamp, and Jay Cutleris uncharacteristically relaxed and at ease. Expectations for Cutler have gradually approached sea level from their astronomic provenance, as Chicago shuffled through four offensive coordinators in his six seasons as a Bear. [&hellip

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Call Kenny Loggins: Pete Carroll Got Seattle Stuck In The Danger(Russ) Zone

Malcolm Butler deflated an elated (Danger)Russell Wilson more dramatically than the Pats could (allegedly) lower the air pressure of a Wilson football with a pump and a needle. Quarterbacks will always be the casual fan’s central focus, but candid cornerbacks were the fulcrum that kept the gears of the past league year spinning. Richard Sherman served as the mouthpiece for [&hellip

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The Red Rifle Andy Dalton Shot Himself In The Foot

Despite a lifeless showing in their 26-20 loss to Indianapolis on Monday, the Bengals’ low self-esteem and their bizarre “hey, the grass is always greener in the other cemetery” complacency won’t allow them to escape their abusive Andy Dalton-Marvin Lewis relationship cycle. The second half of winter is upon us, marking the arrival of two things; playoff football of the [&hellip

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Big Ben Is The NFL’s John McClane

The Steel City’s origins are well known. Manufacturing was once pivotal to the Pittsburgh economy and synonymous with their attitude. The collapse of their manufacturing industry and the accompanying Steel Crisis also coincided with the football team’s 26-year Super Bowl drought beginning in 1979. Fiery, square-jawed disciplinarian Bill Cowher kickstarted the resurgence, but it wasn’t until the ‘Burgh met Roethlisberger [&hellip

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