The Darkest Timeline: Sam Hinkie’s Plan To Tank America Great Again

None of the events described below has occurred in our reality. They are simply glimpses of the darkest possible timeline in our vast multiverse. One in which puppies are extinct, Peyton Manning was forced to retire from football during his freshman year at college, Cooper Manning is the MVP  of Super Bowl 50 and pterodactyls pluck unsuspecting pedestrians off the [&hellip

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Mo’guls, Mo Problems: Who Can Be The Next Donald Trump?

The clamoring for outsiders in the political arena has reached a fever pitch. No seriously, the headache-inducing awkward debate performances, hallucinations of grandeur throughout the election season are all symptoms of intelligent people who’ve made decisions in delirium. No matter, how the primaries and general election turn out, Trump’s cult following could influence a new wave in four years so [&hellip

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VICE: Cuonzo Martin Has Golden Bear Hoops Reaching For A Higher Cal-iber

Cal hoops coach Cuonzo Martin must be one hell of a card player. On the sidelines, his tone and demeanor rarely change; his suits don’t even seem to wrinkle. He isn’t a tactician known for sui generis schemes like John Beilein or Shaka Smart. He isn’t an icon who gets blue-chip recruits because of his, or his program’s, name recognition. [&hellip

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DC Needs A Sports Exorcism

The past week put the nadir of pro sports in DC unfolded in ugly fashion for the nation to see. The Nationals drifted from World Series shoe-ins to world class screw-ups. Meanwhile, the post-RGIII optimism in Landover has died. Jay Gruden’s guy Kirk Cousins is contributing so many picks to defenses he could deduct it from his taxes and on Thursday Night [&hellip

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Kicking a Good Team While They’re Down

DJ Dunson and guest Eldridge Bell discuss the Seattle Seahawks tumbling from the clouds, back to sea level, the INTy’s beloved Colts, Philadelphia’s battered 2014 Rocky Balboa analog Sam Bradford and Rex Ryan’s foot in mouth fetish. Plus the Dallas Cowboys’ second consecutive pyrrhic victory teaches America there truly are A Million Ways To Die In The West

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