Feeding the Troll: Laremy Tunsil Edition

The following is the transcript of a conversation I recently had with a Facebook troll, who sought to remain anonymous. Anonymous Troll: Remember when social media was just a place to post photos of your lunch spread and complain about celebrity rumors? Now it’s an unsavory destination where idiots go to record their delinquent behavior. It’s like everyone wants to [&hellip

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After Feasting On Philly’s Famine, Sam Hinkie Finally Surrendered To His Sixerphean Fate

  In the quarter-century since it’s inception, Apollo Global Management, LLC has feasted on famines to become a multi-billion dollar entity. Their investment in LyondellBasell Chemical seven years ago was arguably their most successful. At that point in 2009, LyondellBasell was inhaling monumental financial losses. It was the corporate equivalent to asbestos filling the lungs.  In January 2009, they declared [&hellip

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Nick ‘Young And The Restless’ Lakers

From the rolling hills of Burbank, to the hustle and bustle of downtown Los Angeles’ hazy air, inside auditoriums at USC and along the coasts of Santa Monica are thousands of actors who would kill for the exposure that Nick Young has received from his starring role in D’Angelo Russell’s short film. Before the season, I began calling the Lakers [&hellip

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LeBron’s Anti-Social Media Strategy Is Inviting Mutiny

From the start of this season, LeBahhh.. Humbug James has milked the fun out of the 2015-16 Cavaliers. It’s part of his continued effort to veer in the opposite direction of the happy-go lucky James who had to swallow his own jocular promise of not 5, not 6, not 7 titles during his early years with the Miami Heat. These [&hellip

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The Darkest Timeline: Netflix & Chill’s Future

None of the events described below has occurred in our reality. They are simply glimpses of the darkest possible timeline in our vast multiverse. One in which puppies are extinct, Peyton Manning was forced to retire from football during his freshman year at college, Cooper Manning is the MVP  of Super Bowl 50 and pterodactyls pluck unsuspecting pedestrians off the [&hellip

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